Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body
people tagging this as “I’m the dumbass sibling” or whatever in reference to my sister: she’s working on a degree in bioengineering and I unintentionally dyed my eyebrows a bold, permanent orange last monday
What sounds do you find satisfying?
Sparkle!!!
Rain! 🌧️🌧️🌧️
Wind 🌬
Running water 🚿
Leaves rustling 🌿
ice cubes hitting glass cups? very specific but i love it 🧊🧊
thunder storms
computer fan shutting off
milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081:
milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081:
life is just one ibuprofen after the other
the next ibuprofen will fix me
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i’m getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because…..some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i’d get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Life is just refilling your water cup over and over again until you die

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